1 00:00:02,348 --> 00:00:05,705 Since when do you read the paper? 2 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:06,774 I'm doing the Jumble. 3 00:00:06,874 --> 00:00:08,508 I always do the Jumble. 4 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,511 Not today, big man. 5 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,880 Well, maybe you boys could do it together, 6 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,882 like a father-son thing. 7 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,551 No can do. I Jumble alone. 8 00:00:17,552 --> 00:00:20,787 Hey, uh, can I talk to y'all before Georgie comes out? 9 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:23,523 - Is everything okay? - Yeah, it's just that... 10 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:26,594 today's the anniversary of his dad's passing. 11 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,195 So maybe don't bring it up. 12 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:30,864 Ah. Can't believe it's been two years already. 13 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:32,699 What do you want us to do? 14 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,335 Oh, just be normal. 15 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:36,070 What's he supposed to do? 16 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:38,905 This is serious, okay? No jokes. 17 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:41,142 Wasn't joking, but okay. 18 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:44,011 - Morning. - Good morning. 19 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:46,647 Or just... morning. 20 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:49,416 Uh, do you want some breakfast? 21 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:51,218 No, I got to get to the store. There's this client 22 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:53,019 of Fagenbacher's I've been courting. 23 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:54,554 Today's the day I'm gonna steal him away. 24 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:55,856 Hey, knock 'em dead. 25 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:58,391 (mouthing) 26 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,293 If I land this account, we should go celebrate tonight. 27 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:01,562 Oh, yeah, sure, or you... 28 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:04,064 you know, whenever you feel like it. 29 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,534 - Yeah. See you later. - Okay, bye. 30 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,506 Let the record show I was the only normal one. 31 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:17,411 (phone ringing) 32 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:22,916 McAllister Auto. 33 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:25,286 Hey, Mrs. Cooper. 34 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:27,196 No, he's having lunch with a client. 35 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,324 He seemed fine. Why? 36 00:01:30,325 --> 00:01:34,361 Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. I didn't realize that was today. 37 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:35,763 Good news. I stuck it 38 00:01:35,764 --> 00:01:37,730 to Fagenbacher. We got the U-Haul account. 39 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:38,931 Terrific. 40 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,100 Who you talking to? 41 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:42,635 Oh, uh, your mom. 42 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,137 Well, give me. I want to tell her the good news. 43 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,306 No. 44 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,643 I cannot believe I forgot what today is. 45 00:01:49,644 --> 00:01:51,244 Well, you were in such a good mood this morning, 46 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:52,505 I didn't want to upset you. 47 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,582 You remembered and didn't tell me?! 48 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:56,384 See? Now you're upset. 49 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:59,953 ? ? 50 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,174 (coos) 51 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,382 Thanks for having us over, Mom. 52 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:31,084 Well, I figured we're all having a rough day, 53 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:32,786 might as well have it together. 54 00:02:32,787 --> 00:02:35,522 Although I'm sure George wouldn't want you to be sad. 55 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,790 You know? He'd want you to get on with your lives. 56 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:40,993 I don't think Dad would want us to forget him just yet. 57 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,530 She's not saying forget him. 58 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:44,498 We all know that's not possible. 59 00:02:44,499 --> 00:02:46,266 Coach Wilkins was crying during P.E. 60 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,902 He said it was hay fever, but everyone knew. 61 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,205 Well, people grieve differently. 62 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:53,341 I mean, did you even hear from Sheldon? 63 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:54,842 First thing this morning. 64 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:58,044 Told me he was proudly flying his flags at half-mast. 65 00:02:58,045 --> 00:03:00,781 Great. Even Sheldon remembered. 66 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,416 What's going on with you? 67 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,986 I forgot. I had a big work thing, and it just 68 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:07,321 slipped my mind. 69 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:09,790 (sighs) I'm a terrible son. 70 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,858 Oh, honey, you're not. 71 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,594 Or maybe you are. 72 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,264 She remembered and didn't tell me. 73 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:18,365 - Hey, you were happy. - You were happy? 74 00:03:18,366 --> 00:03:19,733 I was. I'm not now. 75 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,401 Knock it off! Today is 76 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:23,236 hard enough without you two bickering. 77 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:25,072 - Sorry. - Yeah, sorry. 78 00:03:25,073 --> 00:03:29,409 Well, hey, maybe we could have a little memorial. 79 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:31,344 Go to the cemetery and tell some George stories? 80 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:34,247 Well, let's do something bigger, 81 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:35,915 something everyone will remember. 82 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,817 Like when he got his photo on the wall at Sizzler 83 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,438 for eating that 72-ounce steak? 84 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,589 Let's please not remember that. 85 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:46,926 We can get something named after him, like a bench, or... Ooh. 86 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,995 Ooh, a new scoreboard at the high school with his name on it. 87 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,431 Oh, that's a great idea. 88 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,231 He would love that. 89 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,336 Wait. So every time I'm hanging out with my friends 90 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:58,406 under the bleachers, I'll look up and see Dad's name? 91 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:00,907 Why are you hanging out under the bleachers? 92 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:04,912 Uh, it's where we pray to Jesus. 93 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:12,886 ? ? 94 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,488 Here ya go. 95 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,390 Ah. I can't believe 96 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,726 you're old enough to buy us beers. 97 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,494 (voice breaking): They grow up so fast. 98 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:22,630 Really, Wayne? 99 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,365 It's an emotional time. 100 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,635 - To George Cooper. - To Dad. 101 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,303 - To George. - He was a good man. 102 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:31,638 Thanks, Principal Peterson. 103 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:34,308 You're not in high school anymore. Call me Tom. 104 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:36,175 That's okay. I feel weird 105 00:04:36,176 --> 00:04:38,010 calling old people by their first name. 106 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,613 Old people? 107 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:42,215 So, what's on your mind? 108 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:45,018 I want to do something to honor my dad, 109 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:46,320 and I was thinking, 110 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:49,490 your scoreboard is pretty beat up. 111 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,425 What if we got a new one and call it 112 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:53,755 the "George Cooper Memorial Scoreboard"? 113 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,696 Damn it. 114 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:59,165 That's a nice thought, but, uh, we can't afford it. 115 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:00,426 What if I raise the money? 116 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,088 Oh, well, they're pretty pricey. 117 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:05,506 You're talking to the best tire salesman in Texas. I got this. 118 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:08,676 Well, let me be the first one to contribute. 119 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:10,077 I'm in for fifty. 120 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:11,712 Fifty? 121 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,981 That man was your best friend. 122 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:15,883 You're right. 123 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,051 (voice breaking): A hundred. 124 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:20,554 Damn, you are good. 125 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:25,858 So every Friday night, 126 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:29,730 people will look up at the score and see my dad's name. 127 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:31,399 Oh, that's real nice. 128 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,533 It is a high school, though. You better put the sign up high 129 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,868 so no one can change "Cooper" to "Pooper." 130 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:39,072 Good thinking. I totally would have done that. 131 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:41,141 How are you gonna pay for it? 132 00:05:41,142 --> 00:05:42,609 Donations. People loved my dad. 133 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,170 They'll be happy to contribute. 134 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,479 Put me down for a hundred. 135 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:48,148 How? That just means I'm paying for it. 136 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:51,184 No. Mom, can I have $100? 137 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:54,254 Of course. It's going to a good cause. 138 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:56,390 How much can we put you down for? 139 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:57,925 I guess a hundred, too. 140 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,561 Really? That's what I put in, and I'm broke. 141 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:03,563 Put us down for $500. 142 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:06,333 Thanks, Mrs. McAllister. That's real generous. 143 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:08,936 - You're welcome. - From both of us. 144 00:06:08,937 --> 00:06:10,537 That's a pretty good start, right? 145 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:12,440 Still got a long way to go. 146 00:06:12,441 --> 00:06:14,373 Scoreboards are more expensive than you think. 147 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,508 Then put me down for another hundred. 148 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:17,478 Would you cut that out! 149 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:21,449 Hmm. Nice picture. 150 00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:23,282 That was the day he finally shot the gopher 151 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:25,152 digging up the backyard. 152 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:28,255 That is a very Texas story. 153 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:30,790 Let me get things started. 154 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,792 Hmm? (chuckles) 155 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,261 Five dollars? 156 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,597 My dead father's only worth five dollars? 157 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:38,532 It was either that or a twenty. 158 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:42,503 Okay, but I'm taking my five back. 159 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:46,440 - Hello, boys. - What do you want? 160 00:06:46,441 --> 00:06:48,274 I just came by to congratulate you. 161 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:49,642 Poaching my U-Haul account- 162 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:52,612 that's... that's got to feel pretty good. 163 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,515 It does, and I'm gonna do it again. 164 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:57,618 Ooh, little doggie's got a big bark. 165 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:58,919 And a big bite. 166 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,521 He may have rabies. 167 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:03,322 I didn't come here to fight, okay? 168 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:04,724 I-I like having some competition. 169 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,626 It keeps things spicy. 170 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,961 Well, thanks for stopping by, but we got work to do. 171 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,663 I'm going. 172 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:12,633 What's that? 173 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:15,168 - Something for your dad? - Watch it. 174 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,336 No, no. Hey, I-I respect that. 175 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:20,340 In fact, let me chip in. 176 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:22,843 Ooh. (laughs) 177 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:24,211 I only got hundreds. 178 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:25,846 (laughs) 179 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:28,929 That's a Benjamin Franklin, in case you've never seen one. 180 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,323 (door closes) 181 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,716 Can I take back my twenty? 182 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,864 Wow. 183 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,927 - You raised all this at school? - Yeah. 184 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:48,001 - How? - Stole Meemaw's cigarettes 185 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:50,169 and sold 'em for a dollar apiece. 186 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:52,171 Well, at least you ain't smoking 'em. 187 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,607 Sure. 188 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:55,875 So, how'd you do? 189 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:58,512 People are giving, but not nearly enough. 190 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:01,514 - Have you tried crying? - What? 191 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:02,895 Whenever I want something, 192 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,217 I just whip up some tears about Dad. 193 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:08,656 - I ain't gonna cry. - It's easy. 194 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:10,891 (crying): 'Cause ever since Dad died, 195 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,104 people feel bad for me 196 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,026 and they just want to make it better. 197 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:15,896 (crying) 198 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,396 Is everything okay? 199 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:19,833 I'm fine, this is just a hard time. 200 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:21,200 What can I do? Can I get you something? 201 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,369 What do you need? 202 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,878 All right, I'm gonna go hop in the shower. 203 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,547 Maybe I'll join you. 204 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:34,941 Didn't you just take one? 205 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:38,151 Yeah, but you weren't all soapy in mine. 206 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,753 (phone ringing) 207 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,158 - Hello? - Georgie. I got 208 00:08:45,159 --> 00:08:46,292 some good news for you. 209 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:47,433 Scoreboard's paid for. 210 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,730 What? That's amazing. 211 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:53,834 Yeah, Fagenbacher Auto offered to cover the whole thing. 212 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,602 You're kidding. 213 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,604 Nope, just want their logo on it. 214 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,505 - What's going on? - So, it'd be the "George Cooper 215 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:03,243 Memorial Scoreboard sponsored by Fagenbacher Auto"? 216 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,612 Pretty good, huh? 217 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,947 No, it's not good. 218 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,649 (stammers) 219 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:11,952 (crying): It's just, e-ever since my dad died, 220 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:16,123 Fagenbacher's just been trying to run me out of business. 221 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,759 (tongue clicks) What are you doing? 222 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:19,927 Crying. 223 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:22,595 (chuckles) No, I don't think so. 224 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:24,865 (crying): I-I have to call you back. 225 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,800 I-I'm just too emotional right now. 226 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,909 You can't take his money. 227 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,611 This is a public school. 228 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,147 I will literally take anybody's money. 229 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,216 Fine, then you can't put his name on it. 230 00:09:43,217 --> 00:09:44,851 Georgie, I get where you're coming from, 231 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:47,622 but your dad's name is still gonna be on the scoreboard. 232 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:50,423 Yeah, with "Fagenbacher Auto" right below it. 233 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:53,893 Or above. We're still negotiating placement. 234 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:56,096 He's just doing this to spite me. 235 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,465 Look, we get to honor your dad, 236 00:09:58,565 --> 00:09:59,967 and I get a free scoreboard. 237 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,434 Everybody wins. 238 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,939 Except the football team, who as you well know, truly suck. 239 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:09,942 What if I can buy you an even nicer scoreboard? 240 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,744 If you really want to raise more money, 241 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,612 we can upgrade the library. 242 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:17,249 My dad was a football coach, not a library coach. 243 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,419 Just give me a chance. I'll raise more money than Fred, 244 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,656 and we can buy that scoreboard without him. 245 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:24,841 Hey. 246 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,426 How'd you know I was here? 247 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,636 I didn't. I got caught selling cigarettes. 248 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,799 Well, what do you have to say for yourself? 249 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,067 I'm sorry. 250 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,270 It's just... 251 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,139 (crying): Ever since my dad died, 252 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,507 I have been so lost. 253 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:43,176 And there's just no one to tell me right from wrong. 254 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,278 Oh, honey, don't cry. It's okay. 255 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,650 Yeah. So, picture this: 256 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,786 the "George Cooper Memorial Scoreboard" 257 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:56,790 sponsored by y'all, Lone Star Beer. 258 00:10:56,791 --> 00:10:58,490 Oh, he was a local football coach. 259 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,793 A beloved hero, really. 260 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,460 We just need about $10,000, 261 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,797 and we can make this happen. 262 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,867 I mean, he definitely spent that much on your beer. 263 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:11,238 Probably more, so in a way, he's already paid for it. 264 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:16,309 Well, just so you know, I recently turned 21, 265 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:19,359 and if that's your attitude, I'm gonna become a Miller man. 266 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,350 Ruben, I just had a brainstorm. 267 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,320 We're not paying for the scoreboard. 268 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,528 You don't know that's what I was gonna say. 269 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:28,989 What were you gonna say? 270 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,523 The point is, you don't know. 271 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,061 Mr. McAllister, I just had a brainstorm. 272 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,295 Run for your life. 273 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,831 You hate Fagenbacher, right? 274 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,267 Y'all were competitors for a lot of years? 275 00:11:40,268 --> 00:11:42,835 Uh, that was a long time ago. I don't really think about it. 276 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:46,005 Mm. Not just rivals in business but also in love. 277 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,175 What are you doing, Georgie? 278 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,542 I'm just saying, if it was me, it'd be hard 279 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,045 looking up at that scoreboard every Friday night 280 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,781 and seeing the guy's name who had intimate relations 281 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:57,317 with my wife before I did. 282 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,253 I'm going home. 283 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:01,889 Take him with you. 284 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:10,396 GEORGE SR.: You did that for me? 285 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,564 FRED: Eh, it's not a big deal. You deserve it. 286 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,699 GEORGE SR.: It is a big deal. 287 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,035 Let me take a look at that. 288 00:12:15,036 --> 00:12:16,969 It's gonna be twice as big as the old one 289 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,538 and state of the art. 290 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,421 - Ooh, that's a beaut. - (chuckles) 291 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:21,775 What's going on? 292 00:12:21,776 --> 00:12:24,476 I'm just showing your dad plans for the new scoreboard. 293 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,917 Have you seen this, Georgie? 294 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,148 Look what Fred put together for me. 295 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,051 It was my idea. 296 00:12:31,052 --> 00:12:32,785 Well, then, why didn't you do it? 297 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:33,752 Now, hold on, George. 298 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,722 He tried, he just failed. 299 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,591 Wouldn't be the first time. 300 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,392 You should have seen his report cards. 301 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:43,563 I just happen to have a couple of my old ones right here. 302 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,567 Straight A's. 303 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,136 Proud of you, son. 304 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,840 No, no, no, no, he ain't your son, I'm your son. 305 00:12:52,841 --> 00:12:54,773 - You want to toss the ball around? - You bet. 306 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,409 I was talking to Freddy. 307 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,745 I'd love to. 308 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,447 Come on, kiddo. 309 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,415 No, no, wait. I-I'm the good son. 310 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,585 Missy's selling cigarettes. 311 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,787 Narc. 312 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,622 (gasps) 313 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,791 Hey. You okay? 314 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,294 Yeah. Just a bad dream. 315 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,564 Again? 316 00:13:17,565 --> 00:13:20,399 Oh, Georgie, you know whatever happens with this scoreboard, 317 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,869 your dad loves you. 318 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,636 Right, George? 319 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,406 Yeah, sure, whatever. 320 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:31,979 And then the rabbit goes through the hole and... 321 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,881 voil�. 322 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,983 Thanks, Pop. 323 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,133 (stammers) 324 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,053 (exhales) 325 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,324 You look tired. 326 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,326 CeeCee keep you up all night? 327 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,496 No, Georgie tossed and turned. 328 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,163 Yeah, wish there was some way 329 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,033 I could help him raise the money. 330 00:13:53,034 --> 00:13:54,633 Well, when you were in high school, 331 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:58,138 you did all those fundraisers for the cheerleading squad. 332 00:13:58,139 --> 00:13:59,405 Yeah, I don't think I'm comfortable 333 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,441 washing cars in a bikini anymore. 334 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:05,178 Some of us weren't comfortable with it then. 335 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,715 - Morning. - Good morning. - Hey. 336 00:14:08,716 --> 00:14:11,350 I have an idea about how to raise the money. 337 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,119 You do a news story about my dad on TV, 338 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,687 and donations will pour in. 339 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:18,058 Oh, Georgie, I-I just started there. 340 00:14:18,059 --> 00:14:20,359 I can't pitch a story about my father-in-law. 341 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,994 I mean, there's got to be something else. 342 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,231 Time to bust out that bikini. 343 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,034 Forget it. Sorry I asked. 344 00:14:27,035 --> 00:14:28,800 Whoa, son, I know you're stressed, but... 345 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:29,868 I ain't your son. 346 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,171 I'm George Cooper's son. 347 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,372 His only son. 348 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,242 - Except for Sheldon. - Except for Sheldon. 349 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,881 Poor Georgie. I hate to see him drive himself crazy. 350 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,732 I know. His dad wouldn't care about 351 00:14:43,733 --> 00:14:45,317 having something named after him. 352 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,686 Wouldn't care? 353 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,676 Whose idea do you think it was to call Georgie "Georgie"? 354 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,273 - I didn't know that. - I was all set to call him Phillip. 355 00:14:53,274 --> 00:14:54,961 "Phil Cooper." That's pretty good. 356 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:57,064 I know. 357 00:14:57,065 --> 00:14:59,531 I don't like to speak ill of people, 358 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,033 but this Fagenbacher, 359 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:04,204 he sounds like a real horse's you-know-what. 360 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,871 (tongue clicks) 361 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,941 I know what. Do you know what? 362 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,877 Patootie. 363 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,479 Nailed it. 364 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,915 I think I might go down there and give him a piece of my mind. 365 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:19,252 Well, if that piece is "patootie," I wouldn't. 366 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,888 I don't need vulgar language to make a point. 367 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:25,591 Yeah, you don't need it, but it really adds some oomph. 368 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:29,728 I'd like to remind you, I have the biggest "oomph" of all. 369 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:30,830 (chuckles) 370 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,499 (sighs): Oh, brother. 371 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,272 Mr. Fagenbacher? 372 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,508 I am Mary Cooper, Georgie's mom. 373 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,543 No. 374 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,780 You're not old enough to be his mom. (chuckles) 375 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,915 Maybe his big sister. 376 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,183 That ain't gonna work on me. 377 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,453 The devil speaks with a forked tongue. 378 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:54,787 You calling me a devil? 379 00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,423 A handsome one, I hope. 380 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:57,957 (laughs) 381 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,527 Do you really think you can use my late husband 382 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,696 to upset my son and then charm your way out of it? 383 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,198 Mrs. Cooper... 384 00:16:05,199 --> 00:16:06,965 - Can I call you Mary? - No, you may not. 385 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,335 Mrs. Cooper... 386 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,304 ...you got me all wrong. 387 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:14,040 All right? Yeah, Georgie and I, sure, we have our issues, 388 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:17,044 but when he told me what he wanted to do for his dad, 389 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:20,280 I was touched, and I wanted to help out. 390 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,115 I have a teenage daughter. 391 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,484 I know what malarkey smells like. 392 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:26,602 You got me. 393 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,389 I'm a bad boy. (laughs) 394 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,558 You want to give me a spanking? 395 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,961 Don't you disrespect me. 396 00:16:34,962 --> 00:16:36,595 - Yes, ma'am. I-I... - And do not disrespect 397 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,797 the memory of my husband. 398 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,632 - Well, I didn't... - I am not done. 399 00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:42,101 My family has been through too much these past few years 400 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,336 to put up with you rubbing salt in the wound. 401 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,806 - Now, I never intended... - And God is watching you. 402 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,776 He may be forgiving, but when it comes to my family, 403 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,745 I sure as heck am not. 404 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,049 I'm sorry, I-I crossed the line. 405 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:59,186 - And? - And I will back off the scoreboard. 406 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,688 You will also apologize to Georgie. 407 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,655 Yes, ma'am. 408 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,625 (exhales) 409 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,194 All right, then. 410 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:13,133 There may be a decent man underneath all that scruff. 411 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,236 I can shave! 412 00:17:21,483 --> 00:17:23,842 (marching band playing) 413 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,577 It is beautiful, 414 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:28,915 your dad's name up there for everyone to see. 415 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,852 Ain't as fancy as a scoreboard. 416 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,786 No, a snack bar's better. 417 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,624 Our team's so bad, who wants to look at the score? 418 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:39,959 Be cool if they served beer. 419 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,728 It's a high school. 420 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,830 Excuse me for trying to honor my father. 421 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,801 This is the best hot dog. 422 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,251 (crying): It's like George cooked it himself. 423 00:17:51,252 --> 00:17:52,971 Pull it together, Wayne. 424 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,874 You got a game to lose. 425 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,918 Captioning sponsored by CBS 426 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,288 WARNER BROS. 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